It has come to our attention that the CBC has taken a keen interest in anonymous accounts. Specifically, finding out who runs them. Actual journalism appears to be on backorder.
They've also taken a particular interest in our merch sales. We're flattered. To be fair, they had a merch store first. We just figured that if the state broadcaster can sell hoodies, so can the people paying for it.
So here's ours. Heavy black fleece with bold white lettering across the back. One sentence, fact-checked by Albertans.
It's warm, it's built to last, and unlike the CBC, it runs on zero taxpayer dollars. The roomy kangaroo pocket keeps your hands warm on cold drives. The double-lined hood holds its shape. Wear it to the coffee shop, the jobsite, or anywhere a reporter might be lurking with a notepad.
And if anyone asks for your name, you don't have to give it.
Product features
50/50 cotton-poly midweight fleece (8.0 oz/yd²) for warmth and durability
Tubular knit with no side seams for a clean finish
Double-lined hood with colour-matched drawcord
Front kangaroo pouch pocket
Direct-to-garment print for bold, long-lasting graphics
